I took the train to chicago this mornign on my way to NYC. I went to buy a Speed Stick because I smell like shit and I have to meet some friends for brunch. When I got to the counter, I realized MY DEBIT CARD IS MISSING!? So shitty. So now I am sitting on the sidewalk on the corner of Division, Milwaukee and Ashland waiting for my friends to get out of church, using someone's wirless named "007". I called to cancel my card, but I needed to know my last three transactions and the exact dollar amount, I thought I was totally fucked, but then I remembered I had my computer. Thank God for wireless. I wonder if I am using God's wireless internet right now. I am sitting outside of a church for goodness' sake.
[this is where I am sitting, next to this sign]