A few years ago in an attempt to get over a string of bad "relationships", I created the Gestalt Madlibs Project. Rather than leave the letters unsent, this time I emailed them to everyone. Each participant received an email that began like this...

You have been selected to participate in the Gestalt Madlibs Project.
This project is one aspect of the three-part No More initiative, where I stop being bored, stop taking shit, and move on with my life.

This was followed by a paragraph telling them exactly what I'd been wanting to tell them. Some people, like my friend Patrick, got really nice mails. Most people didn't.

I decided tonight that the time has come for Part Deux. So I set up an email account. For all of us! You can email it from another account, or through the miracle of modern technology, you can just email "yourself" from inside the account. Be anonymous. Or not. For the love of god, use this when you are tempted to drunk dial/email. Write in English or another language. You can probably even chat if you want to.

Feel free to send pictures or images to illustrate your mails. Part Three might be some sort of compilation. We'll see.

Login: gestaltmadlibspart2@gmail.com
Password: lonelyheart
Security Question/Answer: What's the secret to all great relationships?/Communication

For those of you seeking advice more than catharsis, why not use this email account to email Patrick at Chivalry.