While I was flossing leftover slow food from my teeth just now, I had all these crazy thoughts for vegan art installations and performances. I hesitate to Google this for fear I will find things far more unsettling than I myself can imagine (ugh... as I did when I Googled "menstrual art". Let's just say depicting a tampon, which I thought was radical, was the tip of the bloody iceberg.) A dinner made entirely from human byproducts that we naturally create. A calf cozy made entirely of omnivores' meat-studded dental floss for calves who have recently been separated from their artificially inseminated mothers. Performance artists self-testing new cosmetics on themselves...