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March 11, 2009

Emma's office notes to live by part 1

1. give em and inch and they take a mile
2. a lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
3. if it takes you just as long to email someone to ask them to do it, just do it yourself
4. save your grooming for the bathroom
5. your personal business shouldnt take a whole work day
6. why i took a sick day is not your business
7. spare us your stupid shakira ring tone
8. if we're not friends outside of work, i dont want to hear about your relationships- that way i dont have to pretend to care
9. dont comment about my appearance unless you know me like that
10. i just work here
11. always have that cya insurance -cover your ass

Feel free to add your own...

Posted by emma at 2:57 PM | Comments (8)