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August 24, 2007

Summer of Movies and Three Seasons of The Office

I watched too many movies this summer. Most were lame. I watched a lot of the office, in fact, i watched ALL of the office...I recommend the office.

WARNING THESE REVIEWS are PG 13.

As far as the movies...I watched so many they have all turned into one long stupid movie which I can't remember. But here is the list of the movies I have seen this summer (* for one thumb, ** for two thumbs, no * = worst movie ever) :

Volver *: Slow, well made movie.

Stranger Than Fiction **: Very Good. Is there meaning in there somewhere? Probly.

I Think I Love My Wife: (worst F.ing-movie ever) God damn it Cris Rock, you suck.

House of Sand*: long and boring but pretty to watch, maybe it was about something, i need a job...

Stand By Me* according to VH1 I needed to see this?

Blood Diamond*: Sucked, no wait, I liked it. The ending was retarded.

Wah-Wah* set in Swazi Land? One star for setting---TIA

Tosoti** sp? one of the best movies of my summer...apparently there are gangstars in africa too? who would have know? (directed by a white man, even if he is african)

Children of Men yes I saw it again, and it is still BORING. note: worst movie ever. sorry KB.

Factory Girl**: Sienna Miller is f.ing hot...turns out Andy Warhol is an ass cock.

Capote**: The man can act...

The Pursuit of Happyness**: Two freak-in inspirational stars...Actually this movie makes me feel bad about myself, so I hate it. I HATE GO GETTERS. What the hell is there problem?

Letter From Iwo Jima and The Flags of our Fathers: *** More good stuff from Clint.

Blackout**: Black folks get screwed some more, by white people. (SHHH, it's a secret...)

Murderball**: Parapalygics (sp?) can do it? (THIS WAS SEN SORED, by the SEN SORES.)

Big Love Season One *: get's boring after a while, but sex with three wives? Interesting...O so sinless.

Simpson's Movie*: THOU SHALT DOWNLOAD THE HELL OUT OF THIS. It is just one long simpson episode, some good laughs not worth talking about.

Transformers*: If you expected a good movie your are an idiot, but you went to see it anyway.

Stardust**: Why is no one talking about this movie?

Ocean's 12 and 13** one star each.: 13 is way better than 12.

300!!!!!!!: You must yell the title.

Zodiac: OMG. Soooooooooooo. Long. But I did watch it to the end.

Empire Falls*: the book was better.

Transamerica*: I already knew I was supposed to feel sorry for transsexuals.

Rattatooooy** sp?: Stupid frenchy words. Decent cartoons.

Cars**: Not bad.

British Office**: Funny. Like american office with bad teeth. Characters are not lovable. Of course I am in love with PAM! Pam! Pam!..."you think she's hot now?...you should've seen her when she first got here..."

Eregon*: Yess! Trying to make fun of this movie was hard, it's so good!

Pan's Labyrinth**: Still good the 7th time.

"Days of Glory" (its original title is "Indigenes," i.e., natives)**: the BEST MOVIE OF THE SUMMER. Those of you who can read should watch it.

The Illusionist: OMG. What a shitty movie.

Loose Change**: A goodie but oldier.

This may be all??? Can it be? SUMMER WELL SPENT!

(A special thanks to my brother, Josh, who watched all this shit with me) SHOUT OUT!