Student of the Year
When my mom was in 9th grade she won (female) student of the year. She was presented with an award alongside the (male) student of the year in front of her and his parents. After the ceremony the father of the (male) student of the year went over to my mom's mom. He was very proud of his son, and was a little choked up. "I'm so proud of my boy. He's done so well. And we never thought it would happen, what with my one testicle," he said. "Oh," my grandmother replied.