While I wait for "Trend Micro" to do a deep scan of our server (a virus has been found! and has taken away access to off-campus users), let me show you (please!) some pictures I've taken in the past...few weeks.
Warning! This clown will f you up if you don't lick up the peanut butter.
While waiting for my sandwich at Jimmy John's I noticed a pile of...oregano?
Guillaume shirts have been printed. Give me a blank t and I'll get someone to transform it.
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At the Prospect House, the ladies had a white elephant party we crashed...with sweaters.
and a vest.
That didn't stop Katie from pulling out her axe.
Or the Winter Ball photos.
Because Kilroy was there.
As was the Senator.
Inspired by Batman's performance from ytmnd, Mark, Marisa, MF and I tried our best to duplicate it...
Last night was a Secret Santa gift exchange. Each of us (Tom, Mark, Matt, Rae, Greg and I) would guess who had us, then the real person would announce who was their recipient and Greg would retrieve the gift: with his hair slicked back, wearing a tie and blazer, and without pants.
Rae gave me a threadless shirt lost in the mail. And MF gave me not only the print version of "To the Stars", the George Takei autobiography, but also the book on tape, read by the author.
Rae got "Elephant Man" from Tom
Matt got Ren & Stimpy from Greg
Mark got Super Mario Strikers from Me. (The ADHD Blockbuster worker who sold it to me talked in the voices of Special Ed, Napoleon Dynamite and Dave Chappelle's Rick James- annoying me and his coworker) Soon after, we began playing the game for hours.
Matt got the 3rd season of Strangers with Candy on DVD (the one with the dance montage) for Greg.
Mark gave Tom a Jack Spade tie and MF got him some tea...
Then we took pictures.
Then Mark got shit/baby-faced.
And MF and I grew closer (thanks Lanore).
Comments
1. Have you been working out. mr. tiny-top?
2. What is up with "Tacky Sweater" parties? I had never heard of them before this year and then this year I've heard about like 4.
3. Did Mark kind of mess up the group picture idea by not staying in the same position?
2. Will you make some George Takei audio clips available to your friends?
1. Why do I feel like that last picture is going to be a central part of your story? See, you and matt trained together but he's gonna give into the dark side and go for cheap laughs and big bucks. People will be down at first, but then they will start to realize that dumb jokes are boring, repetitious and not really funny. Soon there is no hilarity and then the Alliance of Unfunny Comedy Entertainers (Fuck a Funny Acronym)rule the world's comedic media. John stewart is assasinated, no dies in a bitter battle with Jay Mohr, signaling a long dark winter of no laughs. Thankfully, a small but witty group of underground comedians work tirelessly to bring smiles back to faces and put laughs back into bellies. Tragically, You and Matt will have to have a joke-off battle in which you will win an important battle in the war for funny. As you embrace your fallen peer, he tells you the funniest joke of all time with his last breath. His joke, and your laughter become the anthem of the revolution.
Posted by: Anthony | December 20, 2005 2:13 PM
i don't know... i see kevin selling out first.
Posted by: george | December 20, 2005 5:54 PM
yes, i ruined it.
Posted by: mark | December 20, 2005 9:21 PM
yeah, he ruined it.
no, i'd sell out first.
no, i've been bulking up.
Posted by: kevin | December 21, 2005 11:02 AM