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Machines replacing my hands

While shopping at Meijer with Mark, I bought a few unnecessary things. I've wanted it for a while, so I finally got the Philips Intelliclean toothbrush. Brushing my teeth has never tickled so much or left me feeling so great!

(look at that thing! it gives my teeth loving, sloppy kisses!)

I also got, on Mark's insistence, the Neutrogena Microdermabrasion system (marketed to women, I'm sure there aren't any other uses for the vibrating tool). I can feel my skin dying and being reborn!


My consensus on this toothbrush still stands at "ew", though I'm sure that it does something wonderful to your teeth since they obviously put a lot of thought into it. Also, the title of the entry reminds me of a clause in the Punching Bee operating agreement that states that any member of the LLC that has their hand removed and replaced with metal hands, for any reasons other than medical, surrenders all power they hold in the company.

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