Today was/has been/is/will be/will have been incredibly productive. I woke up early and ate breakfast, but then took a nap. I did an incredible amount of laundry and decided what clothes I wanted to throw/give away. I played kickball. I got sunburned. I got ice cream three times. I thought of a name for a jazz musician: Tits Merkle. I rode my bike. I ate at Grand Central Market. I almost got my haircut, but they took a lunch break 2 hours before they closed and I couldn't do it. I walked to a park. I ran down a hill backwards. And I'm about to go to the bar. And I won't tell you who I did any of these things with!
I never showed anyone the coaster I bought in Monterey.
(Except, it says "Montery Bay, California" on the bottom)