Sexin' up the Ides of March
On my walk to the school today I heard some loud moans, shrieks and wailing on my street. As I got closer they grew louder and it was clear that they were coming from a second floor apartment with a window open. Passersby on the other side of the street had the same looks on their faces as I did. I heard no other voice or arguing so it didn't seem like a fight. The moans weren't like anything I'd really heard before, but it just might mean I've never heard a woman enjoy sex that much.