ITALIAN SPIDER-MAN!!!

While faux retro can become tedious, I think they've hit a sweet spot here. The fast zooms, the music cues, the lighting! Christopher Campbell over on SpoutBlog pointed me to this episode, where he smartly asks, "why bother making more Hollywood Spider-Man movies, when there's Italian Spiderman?" Indeed, unless Toby Macguire is willing to gain 50 lbs. and pick up a sawed-off shotgun, I'm not interested in a Spider-Man 4 or 5.