DEAR MRS RACCOON

FUCK YOU BIKE PATH
stay safe. stay on the road.

yep finally got hit today. riding on a bike path of course.. because i wanted to take a nice easy boring ride to the cascade library. cruising along coming to an intersection.. ive got the green light to cross and the right of way and heyo traffic is a waitin at the red light to turn on to cascade giving me plenty of room to cross the street.
until im about five feet from the intersection and mrs foerster decides to go ahead and make that right turn on red and let me get intimate with the side of her suv.
but she was nice and more shaken than me i think.
gave me a ride home then to the police station to file a report as i went to the emergency room in fear of a broken femur which turned out to not be broken at all just REALLY swollen and nasty and black and blue and hurty = a bit of time on the crutches (and not on my bike :( ) and a pretty much useless right leg.
bummer.
but hey! i have a fresh prescription of vicodin if anyone wants to buy! (JOKE)
but really yeah i do ha. but not for sale you silly heads. that shit is going in the shredder. FUCK YOU TOO VICODIN.

yay for good timing!
boo for no respect!

oh yeah!
and to add insult to injury,,,
they gave me a tetanus shot at the hospital too!!!! FUCK! owwie :(

and to add compliment to injury...
doctor beth says i have a cute blush. giggle giggle (cute) blush giggle

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in an instance of curiosity you look what happens here:when the worlds greatest show on this planet comes tumbling down from the solar skies to please and joy our pretty smiles and we ever accept it so very graciously the elephants dance the panda bears prance the clowns glance and the ring leader takes no chance when making a big corporate decision like the ones that little kids can not quite yet understand but only subliminally that hey owwwwy mom and dad do all dogs go to heaven? yes and the kritter krawlers reproduce ever so forever under that seat of yours probably to live the good life. the good life! THE CIRCUS LIFE! ITS THE CIRCUS LIFE FOR ME!

THE CIRCUS

erk. we are people from other planet. erk. we come to takes the childrens to fantasy love island. erk. zebra cakes and donkey boys for pay lovable so high in a glorious honor. erk.

its like this time.. the last time i remember going to a circus.. barnum and bailey at the the delta plex so many years ago, i bought this comb. the famous switchblade comb.

so intrigue me with what the fucks and so strange to see it all.

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