DEAR MRS RACCOON

a while back while searching searching searching used books stores for flier worthy picture books, i came across this and finally now after all this time i am able to share it!

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MY FRUSTRATIONS WITH MINESWEEPER RUN DEEP
as you can see
i have NEVER saved my squad expert style.

UNTIL today
where i took us so far just to find death in counting.
my 100 mines to your 99 makes all the difference when only those last four block exist.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i give up on you.

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i bring high tides and good words

on april 11 we rejoice! for the coming of one of my new favorites ever

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that is

FRIDAY, APRIL 11
THE DAAC
115 s division ave
Grand Rapids, MI
8:00 PM $6

Ladybird (from france radness!)
redbear. (my new favoritest in a long while)
Toby Foster (more whoa)
Clear Days Always (local being)
Toro and the National Guard (super kalamazoo folkiness)

AHHH

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in another surreal story of lifelihood

today brought mail! CONGRATULATIONS!

SAM! YOU HAVE WON THE 2007 AUSTRALIAN SWEEPSTAKES LOTTERY!!!!!!!!!!

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SAM! HERE IS A CHECK FOR $2500!!!

!!!

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its confusion of goodness thinking you just won $50000 but know its a total scam

SCAM ME ONCE SHAME ONE YOU SCAM ME TWICE

not quite but kind of = dixie at slims
as leaving the stage break style commences after an hour of killin dixieland tunes and boobopalopping dancers
WE POWERS THAT BE say FUCK YOU!

we wont let you ruin our chances of building a reputation for this place as a blues club.
GO HOME
river city slims i <3 you

and my gladness for another grand rapids blues club hey leave your jazz out of this is tearing me apart. not really. we need more blues clubs like we need more death machines

so enjoy the follies of some ways too overmyhead to know where that true semi surreal lucky boys confusion comes from

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the heavy wait of a packed book is occasionally overwhelming but not sometimes all depending on how you look at it but when you look at from chapter tonight you some how feel dirty.... like that time mr commander made mr feels almost a little militantly goddamn these holidays bring me down especially these holidays that bring your wanting joy into the depths of an unwanting bar aka bob aka the vultures hire you to entertain family wastoid as the party must go on but we will just sit back make a mockery of a people and watch the dieing slip away onto new jams a lammin...but somehow being in drag makes the whole ugly bar experience a little more i feel good because im a little dutch dress me up girl boy tulip timing my flat chest while monsieur im not irish either pretends to have a legitimate reason to drink a little more

the end

and while peta has its downsides it does have its upsides that arent really upsides but really just good little new videos ABC (animal birth control) stylie.. truthfully tho, they deserve no more than this little extra..

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and a lovely day to you too my freedom calling feetsies or yes today was the first day of the new year where my feet roam free (granted it was a little chilly but hauling a good 60 lbs around on your shoulder can warm one up nicely) a time when my happiness blooms my body brightens and my business crushes. call your attention to the itssss. of staying away from what brings joy to the calfs is the sunshiney day but spent in dreary computated reality reading righting rithmatic

but to bury the burdens of the colorfulness outside we theme ourselves

with bjork

BJORK A LOT: A GRAND RAPIDS TRIBUTE TO BJORK
friends and pie. yeah im making some pie. and bjrok. and then hopefully karl blau. but if not... :( ill save him a piece
in other words the loves of your lives playing the songs of your lives.

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