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December 11, 2006
Nexcite: "Romantic Drink"
The "International Foods" aisle at Meijer is by far my favorite aisle in the entire store. It's where all my "extra money" is spent. Pretty lame, considering there are amazing ethnic grocery stores everywhere. Which I use at home in Ann Arbor, but in Grand Rapids, I don't explore. Except once when I went to a few Asian Groceries on Division. Anyhow, This weekend, while I was at Meijer getting a few groceries, I spotted this bottle:
As I'm always eager to try new drinks, I picked up the bottle of Nexcite, and carefully looked at the logo, copy and most importantly, the ingredients. This is something I have learned to do the hard way. Starfruit drink, "Hot Crotch" and ginseng have been just some of the missteps in my curiosity. It passed the test. There was no salt in this beverage. I did, however, notice something intriguing in the top corner of the label. In small helvetica, it read, "Romantic Drink". I had to buy it.
20 minutes after drinking the slightly fruity, but mostly weird, blue fizzy drink, I felt nothing. There were no signs of arousal. Nothing. Just a bad taste of wine cooler in my mouth. Karen made the "gross face" when she took a sip. So, as far as flavor goes, it's icky.
The reviews I looked up online following my experience said, "NEXCITE WORKS!" or "Just mix it with some alcohol and you're sure to get any girl in bed". Oh, I get why it's working for these people! Alcohol!
The label boasts, "A Herbal Supplement From Sweden With Love", and while that may be true, the swedes might indeed send their love, but I sure didn't feel any from this lame beverage.
Posted by cory at December 11, 2006 9:03 AM
Comments
This is product very good, please give me more information how many bottle perday and than how long time consumtion this product for libido increasing.
Posted by: Budy Surjanto at February 27, 2008 8:58 PM