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February 26, 2007

Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water

This past summer, Rev. Peter Popoff touched my heart through the TV screen. On his exciting, and educational TV program he explained to meet that God wanted to make me rich, and heal me off my suffering. How?

Well, through a little prayer, and miracle water. I called, and Rev. Popoff told me he'd send me the Miracle Water.

I'm not sure what happened, but I never got it. So, a few weeks ago I remembered and tried again. Today it arrived.

I didn't expect to get so much literature with it. In total there were THREE letters. There are steps to this miracle water. None of which I have followed. So, I guess it won't work now. Crap...

Anyhow, the majority of the letters talk about how God "wants us to be wealthy", after all, Job, Jacob, Issac, Moses and Abraham were all very wealthy. Duh! Of course, God wants me to have my every desire.

In order for me to acquire these "great riches", I must first accept Jesus (check..kind of?), Drink the Water, Send EXACTLY $17.00 dollars, and mail back this SILVER AND GOLD BRACELET:

I made a collage of the highlights from the letters:

I'm not sure what I'll do with the water yet (I'm sure as heck not drinking it). I'll videotape whatever I do use it for, and show you. Right now, I'm thinking about ridding my dog of his "bumps" (cysts, maybe?).

Thank You, Peter Popoff. Amen.

P.S. If you want your own water, visit here: http://www.peterpopoff.org/miraclespringwater.phpmiraclespringwater.php
Then, show me what you did with YOUR Miracle Spring Water.

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Financial details on Peter Popoff Ministries
- As of FYE 2004, Peter Popoff received $548,167 as President of his organization.
- 36.7% of the organization's total expenses go towards fundraising and administrative expenses.
- In total the Peter Popoff Ministries raised $16,220,066 in revenue in FYE 2004. See Charity Navigator [1]

Posted by cory at February 26, 2007 8:02 PM