Recreational Bathing Environments: Thank You For Subscribing to Playboy Magazine!

February 12, 2007

Thank You For Subscribing to Playboy Magazine!

About a month ago I received a letter from College Mags, thanking me for ordering Playboy magazine. It looked pretty legit, and so I was going to go online, and see what was up. But, Karen (my girlfriend) told me it was junk mail and that if I went online I would sign up for it. So, I trusted her, and bet her that I would get the magazine in 6 weeks, like the card said.

6 Weeks later, I check the mail and see a magazine in the box. My first reaction is, SWEET A NEW GIANT ROBOT OR XLR8R, but I pull it out and it's wrapped in black plastic, with just my name on it. It wasn't junk mail. I brought it inside and laughed about it with Karen who was cleaning up after dinner. The plastic stretched, and I saw a boob. I pull it away, and I see Ms. Mariah Carey.

Thank You Cory Weaver For Subscribing to Playboy Magazine!

Did my Dad or someone I know get me this for christmas? What the heck?

...and it's a sweet, sweet fantasy baby...

I have to say, the excitement of the magazine has gone away. It was amazing when I found my Dad's when I was 6, and then again when I was 14. Now, it's just sort of weird. The women are very polished, and have very round breasts. Oh well. I'm going to go read the erotic story titled, Zombie Dan.

p.s. There are no nude pictures of Mariah. Big Disappointment. That would have gone on my door.

Posted by cory at February 12, 2007 7:25 PM